The Doom Cruiser: 156,135
Sunday, January 26th, 2003Now Listening to: The Dark Cloud
Final Fantasy III: Eternal Legend of the Wind
Well. It has been a most eventful last three days.
Thursday I took my car to the auto place to find out what the radiator leak was all about. The car was parked in my parking lot at school, so I drove my sister’s car that day. I got to school early, changed out parking tags and drove the car over there with a little extra coolant in it. After I dropped off the car I had no means of transportation back to campus. So I had to walk ten to fifteen city blocks to my class on the far end of campus in negative thirty degree windchill. I got a call later in the evening saying that the car would need about a $1000 repair. Apparently, I had an external head gasket leaking. Or something like that.
I spent the rest of the evening discussing options with my parents and filing my taxes. I’ll get $403 back this year. So much for getting a head start on physics homework.
Friday I awoke sick as all hell. I had a case of the flu. The unfortunate thing is that I have not had the flu since I was a sophomore in high school. It’s been at least five years, so that kind of gauges the severity. Every time I would throw up, I would start sweating. It was absolutely horrible. I spent all day laying on the couch doing nothing, not even watching television, and I couldn’t satisfy my school-given caffeine addiction.
Good news did come later that evening, though. Josh found a mechanic at work that would be interested in looking at my car. So we went to get the car today. I was supposed to work, but I totally did not feel up to it. Considering I couldn’t even stand up yesterday without it being an enormous amount of energy, I decided that going to work the Saturday before the Superbowl would be bad. They would ask me to check, and I have diarrhea plus a still somewhat-upset stomach. This situation could have been bad.
I slept in, and later went to go get my car. I washed it for the third time in it’s life today. Well, really only the second time, since mom washed it one of those times. After washing, cleaning, and vacuuming the car we brought it home and put the final touches on it. As I was bringing it home, I decided what the name of the car was. It’s only taken me three years to figure this out. My red 1991 Cutlass Supreme was to be known as the Doom Cruiser. Considering the fact that every other part in the car is less than two years old, it seemed appropriate.
Josh’s friend came to look at the car this afternoon. Things were going good, and he decided to take it for a test drive. I couldn’t see him back out, but as Josh and I were standing there I heard the sound of a car being started. “Fuck,” I thought. He came back, and we reminded him that the battery had only been hooked up for like a day or two and only been driven twice. He made an offer of $350 for the car.
Mom and dad signed the title of the car over to Terry, and he gave me $350 for the car that, according to the Kelly Blue Book, had no value at all without a repair that was worth more than the car would have been fixed. I got a good deal, when you think about it.
As Terry backed the Doom Cruiser out of the driveway to take it, I started cackling. I continued to cackle into the shop area of the garage until the door shut–at which time I yelled “Sucker!”
This is the end of the Doom Cruiser’s history with me. It has plagued one other driver, myself, and now Terry. The Doom Cruiser had 156,135 miles on it and caused much inconvenience during the time that I owned it. Sucker.