Birthday Porn!
Last night was Beth’s birthday. It was birthday goodness. Nine of us piled into Justin’s Blazer to go to free scoop night at Baskin Robin’s in Ankeny. I was on the floor in the back seat, Angie sat on the console, and Diana and JR sat in the hatch. We had to duck inside of Huxley and Ankeny as to not get pulled over.
Afterwards, we came back to watch Law and Order, because everyone watches Law and Order in Beth’s room. It’s just the way things are. We were all a little too loud to know what was going on in Law and Order, so we didn’t actually get the episode watched. After that, we watched a porn. The Hustler movie review on the back said that it was the best porn ever. It was widely agreed on that it was not the best porn out there.
After the porn, Katie still wanted to see dick. That’s the only reason that she ever watches those things. This, being a straight porn, geared at men, there was no dick at all. Justin went searching on the network for her, and turned up another straight porn (which was hilarious) and Beth found Katie a gay one. When the gay one came on, all of the guys kept saying things like, “Isn’t it about time that we turned this off?” and, “I’m trying not to look.” Excuse me? I sat through over an hour of straight porn, didn’t complain or anything. The least you can all do is not whine over the very short clip that you all don’t like (however, I will admit that it wasn’t very good anyway).
We had the digital camera present for our endeavors. There are pictures involved. Most of them are pretty funny. Hopefully I’ll make an index to all of them soon. For he impatient, there is Beth’s Site.
In other news, I have a good math homework grade. That was somewhat relieving. I had the dreaded exam yesterday. I don’t know how I did, but I don’t think it could be terribly bad. I want a B on that test.
May 3rd, 2002 at 18:04:45
Cute page and it sounds as tho a good time was had by all for Beth’s bday:) BTW, how did it feel to be scrunched at the girls’ feet?
May 3rd, 2002 at 18:29:23
Cute page and it sounds as tho a good time was had by all for Beth’s bday:) BTW, how did it feel to be scrunched at the girls’ feet?
May 4th, 2002 at 11:16:37
My back started to hurt toward the end of each 22-mile trip, but other than that, it was good.